Wallboot Jill - Terror of the Rooftops

Wallboot Jill

Wallboot Jill - she spurns the ground
    For mortar, slate & sill!
Wallboot Jill - she skips the sky!
    Her flaming eyes can kill!

In Stepney Town, down Limehouse way
A frightful figure stalks the night
In pitch-black cloak & Devil's cap
She leaps the rooftops out of sight
And then she comes a-leaping down
To scare you right to death
With awful wailing shrieks
Fiery eyes & burning breath  

Some say she is a phantom
Others say she is a ghoul
She blasphemes Nature's law
Gravity becomes her fool
Her cursèd boots can run on walls
Aslant-ways, like a loon
She dashes, jumps & leaps & springs
Beneath the London moon

Wallboot Jill - she spurns the ground
    For mortar, slate & sill!
Wallboot Jill - she skips the sky!
    Her flaming eyes can kill!  

In Hammersmith a portly maid
Was hanging out the sheets
A gloomy night was hanging low
Upon the lamp-lit streets
When Wallboot Jill came screaming down
And fixed the maid in sight
The woman's ears all squirted blood
She dropped dead from the fright  

On Highgate Hill an old coachman
Was driving down the lane
Thick icy frost was crystalling
On every window pane
Wallboot Jill leaped from the dark
With shrieks & flaming flash
And left nought but the horses' hooves
And mounds of smoking ash  

Wallboot Jill - she spurns the ground
    For mortar, slate & sill!
Wallboot Jill - she skips the sky!
    Her flaming eyes can kill!  

In Kensington a chimney sweep
Was cleaning up the flue
'Til at the top his sooty face
It popped a-blinking through
But Wallboot Jill was waiting there
Her fiery eyes blood red
She scorched him to a cinder
And then kicked his crispy head  

In Clapham Town a sweaty cook
Was carving up the meat
The greens were boiled, the gravy hot
The guests ready to eat
Then Wallboot Jill leaped on the stove
Her haunches set apart
She roasted him to charcoal
With a blazing hellfire fart  

Wallboot Jill - she spurns the ground
    For mortar, slate & sill!
Wallboot Jill - she skips the sky!
    Her flaming eyes can kill!  

Now dressmakers & nursemaids
Kindly handymen & porters
Needy working couples
With their hard-up sons & daughters
In shops, kitchens & thoroughfares
From Penge to Muswell Hill
All perish in the fearsome fire
Of shrieking Wallboot Jill  

And throughout the city
Every night is much the same
Good working folk are vanishing
And Wallboot Jill's to blame
She shrieks along the rooftops
And she flames across the sky
The wealthy ones she leaves alone
The poor ones wonder why  

Wallboot Jill - she spurns the ground
    For mortar, slate & sill!
Wallboot Jill - she skips the sky!
    Her flaming eyes can kill!  

They say she hates the working man
They say the less you earn
The greater chance that Wallboot Jill
Will want to see you burn
For if you're a rich citizen
Good Jill will see you well
But if you're not, the wicked bitch
Brings death & flaming hell  

What of the honest workers?
What of those who merely strive
To keep the city working
And humbly to stay alive?
Those fellows are being murdered
With no evidence m'lud
But a stink like burning bacon
And a hiss of sizzling blood  

Wallboot Jill - she spurns the ground
    For mortar, slate & sill!
Wallboot Jill - she skips the sky!
    Her flaming eyes can kill!   

So if you ply a humble trade
Or work hard for your betters
Then heed the cruel warning
Jill has burned in flaming letters:
'You slave away all night & day
    And now you're out of luck -
I'm Wallboot Jill! I'm here to kill
    The oiks & common muck!'  

Wallboot Jill - she spurns the ground
    For mortar, slate & sill!
Wallboot Jill - she skips the sky!
    Her flaming eyes can kill!    

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