Evil Chupacabra - the Mexican Goatsucker

Chupacabra!

Chupacabra! Chupacabra!
    It's a lizard! It's a man!
Black eyes like a locust!
    Jagged claws on its hand!
Mouth full of razors!
    Fur like a bear!
Chupacabra! Chupacabra!
    Mi amigo beware!  


They call it goatsucker
    It hunts in the hills
In the black of the night
    It strikes & it kills
The corn gets cut
    The turkey gets plucked
Beware El Chupacabra
    Or you'll get sucked  

It crawls in the desert
    Prowls all alone
With porcupine spikes
    On its crooked back bone
It stinks like a dog
    Screeches like a rat
Hooves like El Diablo
    Wings like a bat  

It sucks boars & goats
    Most of the time
Leaving a trail
    Of blood & meat slime
But beware mi amigo
    The round moon when
Chupacabra sucks babies
    Women & men  

It sucks Mexicanos
    With its razor mouth
And Americanos
    Who come too far south
It gorges on bandits
    Who hide on the plains
It drinks up their guts
    Sucks up their brains  

It'll suck you amigo
    Good, bad or damned
It'll shear you to shreds
    With its metal claw hand
You could be a sinner
    Or a humble priest
Chupacabra don't care
    It'll suck you & feast  

Not too long ago
    In the barren wild
A poor man was lost
    With his little child
And their mule was tired
    And there was no water
So the father prayed
    For him & his daughter  

He begged San Maria
    Her grace to guide them
Instead they found
    Chupacabra beside them
It sucked down the child
    Like a salty snack
It glared at the father
    With eyes all black  

Then it tore him to pieces
    And chewed them & sucked
And all the while scared
    The mule whined & bucked
But he didn't wait much
    And soon on the stones
Was a big heap of meat
    Mule fur & bones  

Amigo there's no moral
    To that sad tale
If you see Chupacabra
    You'll pray and you'll wail
But the Lord won't save you
    And Maria won't come
Chupacabra will suck
    'Til you're just slime & scum  

They call it goatsucker
    It hunts in the hills
In the dark of the night
    It strikes & it kills
The corn gets cut
    The turkey gets plucked
Beware Chupacabra
    Or you'll get sucked  

Chupacabra! Chupacabra!
    It's a lizard! It's a man!
Black eyes like a locust!
    Jagged claws on its hand!
Mouth full of razors!
    Fur like a bear!
Chupacabra! Chupacabra!
    Mi amigo beware!    

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