1665 - a Damned Year for Maladie, Melancholie & Swellings

A Dreadfull Plague

"A dreadfull plague in London was
    In the year Sixty Five,
Which swept an hundred thousand souls away;
        Yet I alive!"

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Now that I wane to deathly ways,
    With twisted spine & bloodied cough,
I fondly remember the cheerful days
    When we all got scabby & our legs dropped off.  

Heaven was marked with portentous comets,
    Crazed prophets roamed round in the buff,
The streets were awash with malodorous vomits
    When we all got scabby & our legs dropped off.  

There were moanings & wailings & shriekings & yellings
    Blood-lettings & sweatings, endless huff & puff
As our clothes got stretched by our terrible swellings
    When we all got scabby & our legs dropped off.  

Infectious distemper crawled the land,
    The gutters choked with wretched stuff,
My love's ear came off in my hand
    When we all got scabby & our legs dropped off.  

The boroughs sounded with desolate cries,
    The weeping skies were grim enough;
Green boils popped in grandma's eyes
    When we all got scabby & our legs dropped off.  

Sickness stunk in the clammy draft,
    Sam raved & vomited in the trough -
Out came his innards! Oh how we laughed
    When we all got scabby & our legs dropped off.  

Moldering carcasses swamped the river,
    Huge pits were dug in the muddy rough,
Kevin giggled & crapped out his liver
    When we all got scabby & our legs dropped off. 

The watchman came & marked our door,
    Bid us good day,  said times were tough,
Then boarded us in as we grinned on the floor
    When we all got scabby & our legs dropped off.  

All we had left was rancid chicken,
    We stewed it into a horrible broth;
It was a very ill time to be sick in
    When we all got scabby & our legs dropped off.  

We played with the vermin, we talked of the weather,
    We cheered & we sang till our voices were gruff;
It was lovely to have our family together
    When we all got scabby & our legs dropped off.  

A rat crawled inside my dead son's head.
    My wife rotted, oozing with maggotty stuff.
Bliss it was to be living - it's no good to be dead,
    When we all got scabby & our legs dropped off...

Yet, try as I might to paint dark days sunny,
    Prone on the floor with the doors boarded shut,
I'm feeling all lonely & deathly & woeful
    For black fetid pestilence swells in my gut -

Each gurgling gasp of this festering air
    Brings me cursedly close to my final choked cough,
And I have to confess that it just wasn't funny,
        No, it just wasn't funny
    When we all got scabby & our legs dropped off.  


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